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♪ grandiose music playing ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ gentle curious music playing ♪
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♪ curious crescendo ♪
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[fire crackling]
[rocking chair creaking]
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Oh! Hi, kids!
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I'm an unlicensed hologram
of LeVar Burton.
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I didn't see you beam in
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because I had my sleep mask on.
[sleep mask beeping]
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Today, we're going to learn
about the wonders of books
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and all the fun adventures you can have
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watching TV shows based on them.
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So, throw another book on the fire
and settle in...
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[flame roars]
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...for The Mystery of the Missing Mass.
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♪ gentle mysterious music playing ♪
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♪ music crescendos ♪
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[clock chiming]
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[thimble tumbling]
[cursing in Chinese]
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I lost my thimble!
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♪ momentous sting ♪
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This sounds like a job
for Lancy Trew, girl detective!
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I'll look for clues.
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Don't look for clues!
Look for the damn thimble!
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No clue can hide
from my trusty flashlight!
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♪ momentous sting ♪
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[clicks flashlight]
- It's daytime, you big stupid.
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[clicks flashlight]
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♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
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Ah!
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Lancy, leave Granny alone.
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You know she's got severe dementia.
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Now, my chair's gone! [grunts]
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You never had a chair.
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What's up, Dad?
Trouble with one of your legal cases?
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I'm afraid so.
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The bank is going to foreclose
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on poor Farmer Pete's luxury office tower
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if he can't produce
the property deed by 5:00 PM.
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And you lost the deed
because you were drunk?
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I didn't lose it!
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I carefully hid it
along with my emergency vodka.
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In the old grandfather clock.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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[gasps]
The clock's gone! Someone stole it!
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This sounds like a job
for Lancy Trew, girl detective.
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♪ momentous sting ♪
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I'm countin' on ya, Lancy.
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You've got to find that clock by 5:00 PM.
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What time is it now?
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I don't know! The clock was stolen!
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♪ gentle bright music playing ♪
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It's my most difficult case ever.
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How can I look for clues before 5:00 PM?
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What's up, Lancy? Wanna play catch?
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Hi, Andi.
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Guys, have you met
my tomboyish friend Andi?
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Why can't you just call me
your friend Andi?
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Andi's on the boys' baseball team.
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It's just called the baseball team!
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Because you're on it.
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Before that, it was called
the boys' baseball team.
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So she's the boy who took my spot.
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♪ bright music playing ♪
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[grunts]
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♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
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[ball whooshing]
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Jeepers.
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Whoa!
You've got a great curveball, Andi.
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I mean, for a girl.
I mean, tomboy!
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Why don't you just say
I've got a great curveball?
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Why do you have to qualify it like that?
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I don't know.
'Cause I'm insecure?
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Yo, where'd the ball go?
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[gasps] It's gone!
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Someone stole it!
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This sounds like a job for Lancy Trew.
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[clicks flashlight]
And her tomboyish sidekick.
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[Andi grunts]
[knock]
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We better split up.
I'll go search the old abandoned cave.
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[all panting]
- I'll just...
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I'll handle this immediate area
right around here.
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[chugging soda]
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♪ mysterious music playing ♪
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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Nothing but clues from
my last three cases,
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and no sign of the clock.
[wind blowing]
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♪ ominous music playing ♪
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[screaming]
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[gulping] Man.
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Lancy's been gone
a long [burp] time.
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[belches]
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This sounds like a job for...
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♪ momentous sting ♪
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[burp] The Smardy Boys!
- The Smardy Boys!
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[fire crackling]
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♪ gentle mysterious music playing ♪
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[burp]
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We'll start by searching everywhere,
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in every imaginable place.
- Right.
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But we'll need an automocar.
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[horn honking]
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Howdy, friends!
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Need a lift in my jalopy?
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Hey! It's our portly pal, Chud.
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Why can't you just
call me your pal Chud?
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You somehow feel obligated
to comment on my weight?
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[laughing] I call him Chubbo.
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Chud, this is Lancy's
tomboyish friend, Andi.
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Why?!
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♪ old-timey music playing ♪
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Mind if I change the station?
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- Yes.
- I wasn't talking to you.
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[static crackling]
MORBO [on radio]: This just in!
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A wave of robberies has
struck Outskirt Village.
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Police are advising local teenagers
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to solve the crime as quickly as possible!
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[gasps] Step on it, Chubbo!
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I mean, if your jalopy can
even go uphill with you in it.
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[laughter]
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Ah! That's it! I can't go on living.
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I'm driving off the cliff!
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[tires squealing]
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[crash]
[Andi screaming]
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[Bender laughing]
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♪ gentle bright music playing ♪
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[car puttering]
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[brakes squeal, engine cuts]
And... here we are at Lancy's house!
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I must've made
a wrong turn at the cliff.
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This whole crime wave
started with that missing clock.
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That's the key to solving
this mystery book!
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It is? Why would you think that?
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It's called a hunch, Chud.
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You sidekicks wouldn't understand.
[Andi groans]
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The clock was over here
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between these Ming vases.
[gasps]
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The vases are gone!
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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And my gun is missing!
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My baseball mitt's gone, too!
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Chud, did you eat Andi's mitt?
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Yes, but not the other stuff!
[slurps]
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Shploikees! The whole house is gone!
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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The entire town of Outskirt Village
has been stolen!
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[clock chiming]
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Wait! I found the clock.
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Then the criminal has
only one place left to hide.
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Inside that clock.
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Let's see who the real culprit is.
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♪ gentle suspenseful music playing ♪
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[all gasp]
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[whirring]
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What the hell is that?
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Allow me to explain.
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♪ momentous sting ♪
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It's Tom Snift, the boy inventor!
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Why can't you just call me the inventor?
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♪ abrupt dramatic music playing ♪
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This object is known as
a gravitational black hole.
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Anything that falls in can never escape,
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not even light itself.
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[whirring]
[echoing scream]
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[echoing]
Help! Help!
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I hear Lancy!
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A little sound can get out,
but that's it.
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Hurry! We can still save
my emergency vodka!
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And my daughter.
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[car rumbling]
- As the heroes,
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Biff and I will jump in
and rescue those things.
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You don't understand!
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The gravitational forces
will shred you like--
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[echoing pained scream]
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[bones rattling]
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There goes young Tom Snift,
off on another adventure.
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Chud, Andi,
you pull us out with the jalopy,
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so we can get all the credit.
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You got it, Smardy Boys.
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You can count on your bitter,
degraded sidekicks.
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[car engine starts]
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[both grunt, scream]
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[rope snaps]
[tires screech]
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Enjoy the hole!
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[Chud laughs]
[Hermes screams]
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[trees snapping, water splashing,
mountains rumbling]
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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[car engine puttering]
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[klaxon horn blares]
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Well, kids, I hope you enjoyed
watching that book as much as I did.
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Here's another one
I've been looking forward to
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because it's so short.
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♪ Belgian accordion music playing ♪
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♪ accordion music continues ♪
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[bicycle spokes clicking]
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[barking]
[rings bell]
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[panting]
- Bonjour, mes amis!
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[Belgian accent]
I convey the morning deliveries!
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Bonjour, young Fryfry!
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Ooh, I hope today is the day.
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Ah! Something for Captain de L'eela.
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[Belgian accent]
It's my, uh, medicine for my ailment.
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Ah, oui! Alcoholism.
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[cork pops]
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[chugging]
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Is there nothing for me?
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I've been waiting so many years.
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Alas, perhaps tomorrow.
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No, wait!
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I overlooked zis letter
for Professor Algebra,
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from Argentina.
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♪ tango sting ♪
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L'Argentine?
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[sniffing]
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Oh, and it's perfumed!
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Oh hon hon hon!
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[slurred]
Who is... sended it?
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The most beautiful songbird
I ever laid eyes on.
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♪ romantic music playing ♪
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Love was in the air,
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but so was war
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and bridges.
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Bah!
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She fled to South America,
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the victim of unspeakable war crimes.
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Or perhaps perpetrator.
I could never get a straight answer.
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♪ singing opera aria ♪
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She became the most famous
opera singer in Argentina.
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"The Warbler of Buenos Aires,"
they called her.
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♪ holding high note ♪
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We carried on a transatlantic
romance for decades.
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Or at least I did.
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And finally,
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I asked for her hand in matrimony.
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What she saided?
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Good news, tout le monde!
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[cheering]
[barking]
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Captain de L'eela, prepare the aeroship!
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♪ exciting music playing ♪
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[plane engines roaring]
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[de L'eela groaning, laughing]
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PROFESSOR ALGEBRA:
We'll refuel in Zurich,
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Zaragoza, and Zanzibar.
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Then, take on provisions in Zaire.
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[marker squeaking]
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Monsieur,
must you deface my finest globe?
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♪ exotic percussion music playing ♪
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One baobab fruit, please.
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Do you accept Belgian waffles?
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[bazaar chatter]
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[barking]
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[sighs]
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[cranking]
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Ruff?
♪ curious music playing ♪
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[whooping bark]
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FRYFRY:
Qu'est-ce que c'est, Zoidy?
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That is, um,
the golden crank of Khartoum.
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Yes, most powerful it is.
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They say it can crank anything!
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[gasps] I'll take it!
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00:11:01,538 --> 00:11:05,041
Is all my money enough,
or do you want zis thing, too?
263
00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:08,587
♪ exciting music playing ♪
264
00:11:08,587 --> 00:11:11,840
[plane engines roaring]
265
00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:15,093
PROFESSOR ALGEBRA:
There's nowhere to land
266
00:11:15,093 --> 00:11:17,220
during the long ocean crossing.
267
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,849
I just pray my magic marker holds out.
268
00:11:20,849 --> 00:11:23,143
Also, how's our fuel supply?
269
00:11:23,143 --> 00:11:25,687
[chugging] Delicious.
270
00:11:25,687 --> 00:11:26,980
[belches]
271
00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:28,982
[all scream]
[plane plummeting]
272
00:11:28,982 --> 00:11:31,651
[barking]
[marker squeaking]
273
00:11:32,652 --> 00:11:35,655
♪ tense music swelling ♪
274
00:11:37,324 --> 00:11:40,327
[propeller squeaking]
275
00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:42,245
[door creaking]
276
00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:47,125
Great work, Captain de L'eela!
You stuck the landing.
277
00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:50,212
♪ gentle regal music playing ♪
278
00:11:51,504 --> 00:11:55,133
Presenting the Gray Warbler
of Buenos Aires.
279
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:58,511
♪ singing high opera ♪
280
00:11:58,511 --> 00:11:59,930
My love!
281
00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:03,516
You're even more
gray and warbly than I remember.
282
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,393
[Belgian accent]
Who the 'ell are you?
283
00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:08,647
Your fiancé! Professor Algebra!
284
00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:11,316
Algebra?
Oh, for the sake of Pete!
285
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:13,652
I addressed it to the wrong professor.
286
00:12:13,652 --> 00:12:16,029
I'm engaged to Dr. Geology now.
287
00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:18,531
Tough break, old man.
288
00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,533
Geology.
289
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:22,077
Sorry for the confusion.
290
00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:25,247
You may stay for my concert
and a light meat supper.
291
00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,165
Then, scramolio!
292
00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:30,085
Ooh, I love it when you speak European.
293
00:12:30,085 --> 00:12:33,380
[passionate moaning, kissing]
294
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:36,007
He will feel the wrath...
295
00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:38,009
of Algebra.
296
00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:40,887
♪ singing opera aria ♪
297
00:12:40,887 --> 00:12:43,848
♪
298
00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:46,685
♪ dramatic opera finale ♪
299
00:12:46,685 --> 00:12:50,272
[applause]
[panting]
300
00:12:50,272 --> 00:12:51,731
♪ ominous sting ♪
301
00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:56,236
FRYFRY: Strange.
Both professors missed the opera.
302
00:12:56,236 --> 00:12:58,446
[barking]
303
00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:01,283
[digging]
Zoidy, no! You stupid lemming!
304
00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:03,827
[barking]
305
00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:06,496
You found a bone? But, where?
306
00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:07,747
[footsteps shuffling]
307
00:13:07,747 --> 00:13:08,915
♪ dramatic sting ♪
308
00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:11,793
Professor Geology! Are you okay?
309
00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,795
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
310
00:13:16,214 --> 00:13:19,134
Where in butt's ass is my fiancé?
311
00:13:19,134 --> 00:13:21,261
[panting] I'm afraid...
312
00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:22,721
'e is dead.
313
00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:24,347
[gasps]
314
00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:26,766
I find that rather hard to believe.
315
00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:28,143
♪ dramatic sting ♪
316
00:13:28,143 --> 00:13:30,896
I can prove it, smarty pants.
317
00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:34,566
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
318
00:13:35,901 --> 00:13:37,110
[purring]
319
00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:38,987
My heavens!
320
00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:40,530
It's a priceless fossil
321
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,741
dating to geologic antiquity!
322
00:13:42,741 --> 00:13:46,119
You're a priceless fossil
dating to geologic antiquity!
323
00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:49,789
Uh, my hat must have
blown onto it by chance,
324
00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:52,834
making me its official discoverer.
325
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,461
♪ sinister music playing ♪
326
00:13:54,461 --> 00:13:56,713
He doesn't love you, like me.
327
00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:59,257
He's just here because
some valuable specimen
328
00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:01,218
happens to be on your property.
329
00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:04,512
And he's already sold off half of it.
330
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,014
♪ dramatic sting ♪
331
00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:09,017
[scoffs] You fiancé-stealing bone thief!
332
00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:10,685
I'm calling the authorities!
333
00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:12,103
[European siren wailing]
334
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,272
[tires squeal]
335
00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:16,816
[car doors open]
[unison footsteps]
336
00:14:16,816 --> 00:14:18,693
[lisping]
Hola, carnitas -bags.
337
00:14:18,693 --> 00:14:20,654
We are the Gemelos Twins,
338
00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:23,949
chief detectives of
the Argentinian National Police!
339
00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:25,825
I'm seeing double!
340
00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:26,826
[bottle smashes]
341
00:14:26,826 --> 00:14:29,162
This man is a thief, officers!
342
00:14:29,162 --> 00:14:32,582
That's enough evidence
for the Argentinian National Police!
343
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:33,792
Lock him up, boys!
344
00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,085
Now, hold on!
345
00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:37,420
I may have stolen the warbler's heart,
346
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:39,214
but not the missing bones.
347
00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:41,216
Either way, you'll die in prison.
348
00:14:41,216 --> 00:14:43,677
Wait! I 'ave an idea.
349
00:14:43,677 --> 00:14:46,429
♪ grandiose music playing ♪
350
00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:49,975
Mon Dieu!
La golden crank of Khartoum.
351
00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:51,351
Mais oui.
352
00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:54,479
I shall rewind ze Earth backwards in time.
353
00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:57,941
Then, we shall see who came
here to steal ze bones.
354
00:14:57,941 --> 00:15:00,694
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
355
00:15:00,694 --> 00:15:02,737
That'll never work.
356
00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:04,322
[gasps] It's working!
357
00:15:04,322 --> 00:15:06,491
[cranking]
One hour ago.
358
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:07,867
Two hours ago.
359
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:10,078
Twelve... 36...
360
00:15:10,078 --> 00:15:11,663
'Ow strange.
361
00:15:11,663 --> 00:15:13,873
No one's been 'ere for days.
362
00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:15,959
Weeks. Millennia!
363
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:19,629
Ten million years.
A hundred million!
364
00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:23,633
[earth rumbling]
[barking]
365
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,302
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
366
00:15:25,302 --> 00:15:27,387
[Warbler]
What the fromage is that?
367
00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:29,014
Africa, of course!
368
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:30,473
[all gasp]
369
00:15:30,473 --> 00:15:32,601
Must I explain everything?
370
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,144
Give me that globe!
371
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:35,896
[crank clicking]
You see,
372
00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:37,939
hundreds of millions of years ago,
373
00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:40,442
there was only a single land mass
374
00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:42,444
known as Pangaea.
375
00:15:42,444 --> 00:15:44,988
But when the continents drifted apart,
376
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:48,074
Africa separated from South America.
377
00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:51,870
I shall call it,
"the theory of Plate Tectonics!"
378
00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:55,040
Wind the continents
a smidge closer, Fryfry.
379
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,959
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
380
00:15:57,959 --> 00:16:00,337
[whirring]
381
00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:06,051
[crashing thud]
Behold! The missing half skeleton!
382
00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:08,136
My word, you're right!
383
00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:11,097
The fossil and the fiancé are yours.
384
00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:13,183
You may rewind now, Fryfry.
385
00:16:14,017 --> 00:16:16,228
[earth rumbling]
Ah, other way!
386
00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:18,021
[thud]
[muffled] Other way!
387
00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:20,232
D'oops! Hang on!
388
00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:21,399
[earth rumbling]
389
00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:23,401
[squishing]
390
00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:28,531
[clouds whipping by]
391
00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:33,078
Welp! That solves the mystery
of the missing bones!
392
00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:35,997
What do you say, my petite warbler?
393
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:37,666
Shall we give it another go?
394
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:39,209
Uh, which one are you again?
395
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,419
I don't remember.
396
00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:43,088
Eh, whatever. Who cares?
397
00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,756
♪ operatic singing ♪
398
00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:46,591
Let's go 'ome.
399
00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:50,011
[rumbling]
400
00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:52,180
♪ opera continues ♪
401
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,348
[crash]
402
00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:57,602
♪ Wedding March by Mendelssohn playing ♪
403
00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:58,812
[door creaks]
404
00:16:58,812 --> 00:17:01,523
[barking, howls]
405
00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:02,524
♪ music stops abruptly ♪
406
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:05,860
And they all lived happily ever after.
407
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,529
Except that guy who died.
408
00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:11,074
Alright, kids.
I saved the best for last.
409
00:17:11,074 --> 00:17:14,244
Oh, wait. I read them out of order.
Anyway...
410
00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:17,247
♪ funky music playing ♪
411
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:23,503
Hm. I do believe someone stole my bike.
412
00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:24,921
[bike squeaking, bell rings]
413
00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:26,131
Here's your bike back!
414
00:17:26,131 --> 00:17:28,717
[whoosh]
[pained yell]
415
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:31,386
That solves the mystery
of the missing bike!
416
00:17:31,386 --> 00:17:34,556
Well, I've got another mystery
that needs solving.
417
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:38,226
Which one of you is Wikipedia Brown,
the boy detective?
418
00:17:38,226 --> 00:17:40,562
That's me, lady. Gimme 25 cents!
419
00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:42,314
And I'm his bodyguard Lolly.
420
00:17:42,314 --> 00:17:44,608
I like to punch people. [grunts]
[groans]
421
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:46,735
♪ mysterious guitar riff ♪
422
00:17:46,735 --> 00:17:50,447
HATTIE: I had just cooked up
a fresh batch of saltwater taffy,
423
00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:53,617
so I put it on
the whatchacallit sill to cool.
424
00:17:53,617 --> 00:17:55,994
Next thing I knew, half of it was gone!
425
00:17:55,994 --> 00:17:57,203
♪ dramatic guitar riff ♪
426
00:17:57,203 --> 00:17:59,915
Hm. This is a serious crime.
427
00:17:59,915 --> 00:18:01,917
It is?
[both grunt]
428
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:04,544
I've got a pretty good idea who did it.
429
00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:07,297
Claws Pinchy and his
gang of mischief makers
430
00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:09,424
have been hangin' around my windowsill,
431
00:18:09,424 --> 00:18:11,801
lookin', whatchacallit, hungry.
432
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:14,137
And now, they're at your house! Look!
433
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:15,972
Don't tell me how to do my job.
434
00:18:17,349 --> 00:18:18,350
- Hey!
- Yo!
435
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:19,392
- Ya, mon.
- Ayup.
436
00:18:19,392 --> 00:18:23,521
[gasps] I have solved
the mystery of the missing taffy!
437
00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:26,191
And it's not who you think!
438
00:18:26,191 --> 00:18:27,234
[ding]
439
00:18:28,235 --> 00:18:29,527
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
440
00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:32,781
At first, I suspected Claws Pinchy
441
00:18:32,781 --> 00:18:36,284
'cause of his leather jacket
and poor academic performance.
442
00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:38,662
But then, I found this clue!
443
00:18:38,662 --> 00:18:39,704
♪ dramatic sting ♪
444
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:42,582
And that's when
my prejudices were confirmed.
445
00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:44,251
That could be anyone's claw!
446
00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:46,461
- Show me your claw.
- You mean this claw?
447
00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:47,712
No, the other claw!
448
00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:48,880
Drat!
449
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,550
But, uh, boss, ain't you got a alibi?
450
00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:53,677
Uh, yeah! I was, uh, I-I-I...
451
00:18:53,677 --> 00:18:55,220
I was building a snowman.
452
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,389
O-On the surface of the sun!
453
00:18:57,389 --> 00:18:59,057
W-With my girlfriend!
454
00:18:59,057 --> 00:19:02,352
The girlfriend part doesn't ring true!
Arrest him, Lolly!
455
00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:04,896
I can't arrest him. I'm just a kid.
456
00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:06,815
The best I can do is punch him.
[door opens]
457
00:19:06,815 --> 00:19:09,901
Now, hold on, little lady.
Let me arrest him.
458
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:11,611
I'm Wikipedia's father.
459
00:19:11,611 --> 00:19:14,030
And also the Chief of Police.
460
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,365
[cuffs clinking]
461
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:18,243
Can I still punch him?
462
00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:20,412
If you don't, I will.
463
00:19:20,412 --> 00:19:21,538
[both grunt]
464
00:19:21,538 --> 00:19:25,250
♪ gentle music playing ♪
465
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,626
What's for dinner, Mom?
466
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,420
Boiled TV dinner.
467
00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:32,757
- Yum!
- How was work today, copper?
468
00:19:32,757 --> 00:19:34,217
I mean, dear?
469
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,594
Smooth, baby.
470
00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:38,179
I sent three perps to the electric chair.
471
00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:41,516
Two murderers and one
unlicensed hotdog vendor.
472
00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:43,310
- Neat!
- But there was one crime
473
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:45,937
I just couldn't solve.
- Why not?
474
00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:48,440
'Cause I just didn't give a damn.
475
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,567
Maybe I could solve it and save the day.
476
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:51,568
♪ dramatic sting ♪
477
00:19:51,568 --> 00:19:52,903
Tell me about the clues.
478
00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:56,114
Here's what we know.
We've had a series of complaints
479
00:19:56,114 --> 00:19:58,366
from unsuspecting townspeople.
480
00:19:58,366 --> 00:20:00,952
I'll be complaining about this!
481
00:20:00,952 --> 00:20:02,537
CHIEF BROWN:
They open their doors,
482
00:20:02,537 --> 00:20:06,041
only to observe the most
shocking sight imaginable.
483
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:08,001
[shocked scream, weak groan]
484
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:11,087
A flaming bag of dog doo.
[screams]
485
00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:17,093
I mean, it's like these bags
are appearin' out of nowhere, ya dig?
486
00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:19,930
I'm gonna figure out where
the flaming poo came from!
487
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:23,183
Anything can be solved
if ya find the clues.
488
00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:25,393
[doorbell ringing]
I'll get it!
489
00:20:25,393 --> 00:20:26,561
[door opens]
[fire crackling]
490
00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:29,564
[screams, grunts]
[stamping, squishing flaming bag]
491
00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:30,732
Found one!
492
00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:33,151
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
493
00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:35,445
Where were you Friday at 2:00 PM?
494
00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:38,907
In your garage, talkin' to you,
you id-jit!
495
00:20:38,907 --> 00:20:39,991
That checks out.
496
00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:41,785
Alls I know is I was
497
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:44,621
loiterin' in an alley
with the other local toughs,
498
00:20:44,621 --> 00:20:46,623
smokin' a lollipop.
499
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:48,667
[exhales]
500
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,961
I'm a kid with a magnifying glass.
501
00:20:50,961 --> 00:20:53,713
Got any clues I can magnify?
- Indeed!
502
00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:56,883
I saved the slipper
I used to stomp the doo.
503
00:20:57,884 --> 00:20:59,803
Ugh! What else you got?
504
00:20:59,803 --> 00:21:02,889
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
505
00:21:02,889 --> 00:21:04,307
Case closed, folks!
506
00:21:04,307 --> 00:21:07,936
I pretended to look for clues,
but we all know it was...
507
00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:09,479
Claws Pinchy!
508
00:21:09,479 --> 00:21:10,981
♪ dramatic sting ♪
509
00:21:10,981 --> 00:21:14,150
I'm afraid he's got
the ultimate alibi, son.
510
00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:17,237
He went to the chair for that taffy caper.
511
00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:21,491
That's the way to go. Sittin' down.
512
00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,118
What a strange case.
513
00:21:23,118 --> 00:21:25,495
I've never found so many clues before.
514
00:21:26,162 --> 00:21:29,666
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
515
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,502
CHIEF BROWN:
Ah yeah.
516
00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:35,338
That's some mass-murderer-level stuff.
517
00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:37,966
So, did you solve the mystery?
518
00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:41,177
I... I... No! [crying]
519
00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:43,805
It all adds up to nothing!
520
00:21:43,805 --> 00:21:45,640
I thought I could solve anything,
521
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,642
but we will never, ever know
522
00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:50,729
where the flaming doo-doo came from!
523
00:21:50,729 --> 00:21:52,439
I know where it came from.
524
00:21:52,439 --> 00:21:53,440
♪ bright sting ♪
525
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,025
Neil deGrasse Tyson?
526
00:21:55,025 --> 00:21:56,943
May I borrow your magnifying glass?
527
00:21:56,943 --> 00:21:58,945
Hell no! I don't know you!
528
00:21:58,945 --> 00:22:01,239
I'm not lendin' you my magnifying glass!
529
00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:03,867
That's okay. I brought
an electron microscope.
530
00:22:05,577 --> 00:22:07,037
[beeping, whirring]
531
00:22:07,037 --> 00:22:09,623
Take a closer look at this soiled bag
532
00:22:09,623 --> 00:22:11,249
from your wall of clues.
533
00:22:11,249 --> 00:22:13,209
- No, thanks.
- I said look!
534
00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:14,502
What's it made of?
535
00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:16,296
- Paper?
- Poop?
536
00:22:16,296 --> 00:22:18,256
A combination thereof?
537
00:22:18,256 --> 00:22:21,927
[dial clicking]
NEIL: It's made entirely of matter!
538
00:22:21,927 --> 00:22:24,638
And that's the clue I needed
to solve the mystery.
539
00:22:24,638 --> 00:22:28,099
But, how did it end up on my doorstep?
540
00:22:28,099 --> 00:22:29,976
Yeah. Where'd it come from?
541
00:22:30,685 --> 00:22:34,940
You see,
approximately 13.8 billion years ago,
542
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:39,152
all matter was created in the Big Bang.
543
00:22:39,152 --> 00:22:43,073
So, that's where it came from.
The Big Bang.
544
00:22:43,073 --> 00:22:45,909
Of course! It was so obvious!
545
00:22:45,909 --> 00:22:48,286
[murmuring in agreement]
546
00:22:48,286 --> 00:22:49,996
But wait a minute.
547
00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:52,666
Where were you when the Big Bang happened?
548
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:54,167
Me? I...
549
00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:56,169
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
550
00:22:56,169 --> 00:22:58,213
It was the Big Bang guy! Get him!
551
00:22:58,213 --> 00:22:59,714
Gotta go! [panting]
552
00:22:59,714 --> 00:23:01,967
♪ tense music playing ♪
553
00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,260
[doorbell ringing]
554
00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:05,720
Hang on. Let me get the door.
[flames whoosh]
555
00:23:07,556 --> 00:23:10,267
Neil deGrasse Tyson?
- Yeah, yeah, listen.
556
00:23:10,267 --> 00:23:13,228
You got a place I can hide
where no one ever goes?
557
00:23:13,228 --> 00:23:15,021
Sure! Right over here.
558
00:23:17,482 --> 00:23:19,901
Well, that's all for today, kids.
559
00:23:19,901 --> 00:23:22,320
And remember, in space,
560
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,407
no one can hear you read.
[shuts door]
561
00:23:27,409 --> 00:23:28,410
[LeVar and Neil grunt]
562
00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:30,245
♪ grandiose music playing ♪
563
00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:36,293
♪
564
00:23:36,343 --> 00:23:40,893
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